Old Woman's Cat

There was this lonely old woman who had only the company of her cat. She decided to one day clean out the attic of her house and she found a magic genie lamp in there. She decided to rub it and out pops a genie.

The genie told her she could have three wishes. For her first wish she wanted the body of a beautiful 25 year old woman. Her second wish was she wanted to be a millionaire. Her third wish was that she wanted her cat turned into a handsome prince. With that wish completed, her handsome prince pulls her close and says, 'Now don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered?'