How To Impress A Woman

Compliment her

Cuddle her

Kiss her

Caress her

Love her

Stroke her

Tease her

Comfort her

Protect her

Hug her

Hold her

Dine her

Listen to her

Care for her

Stand by her

Support her

Go to the ends of the earth for her

How To Impress A Man

Show up naked

Bring beer