Bill Gates Dies

Bill Gates dies and goes to the pearly gates
where god meets him and says ' you are a great
man I will let you choose where you go ' heaven
or hell? Bill says ok lets take a look at them,
lets start with hell. So they hop into a
elevator and after an hour of going down they
stop the doors open and Bill looks out. He sees
a bunch of beautiful women in bikini's running
around on a beach. the weather is perfect and
everybody is happy. Bill says ok if this is
hell lets see heaven so they get back in the
elevator and stop at heaven. Bill looks out and
sees a bunch of boring old angels flying around
so Bill says ok I will take hell.
-==6 months later==-

God decides to check up on Bill. But when he
looks out of the elevator, Bill is hanging by a
rope above a pit of fire.

Bill says: what the heck happened to the
beautiful women and the perfect weather and the
beach??

God says, "Ohh that was the demo."